Hi. I'm Allan McCash, Head Of A&R at EMG Records International. Now, I'm broad-minded and have a great sense of humour but recently I've started receiving prank letters that push the boundaries of good taste. I know the culprit is out there somewhere and may be reading - The Dog And Pony Show was mentioned on one such letter. My young niece found another by mistake and asked the family what "necrophilia" was over Sunday lunch. I mean come on. All I want to say to you - whoever you are - is for heaven's sake stop. You possibly need some sort of counselling. Big shout to the Dog And Pony Show for letting me get through to you - enough's enough. That's it now. A joke's a joke, OK?