the dog and pony show |
Ladies! Single? In London? Stormy winter nights NO FUN? You need: |
Besides
being the bad boy of contemporary British rockschool art punk with a
deliciously sobering twist, and running a lurid anything-goes website,
the Dog And Pony Show is also a professional male WHORE. Six foot zilch, he has embellished his no-nonsense cornfed background with wit, culture and literacy, to the point where he is OUT OF PLACE in almost ANY SETTING. Want him to RUIN your uptight dinner party? Grab a guffawing media colleague by the throat in a crowded All Bar One? |
Visibily upset your parents with a rendition of "Rohypnol" on the family piano? Or maybe you just need a cuddle on the sofa, while he whispers openly harrowing lyrics into your ear? Later slip into something more comfortable - safe in the knowledge that his nimble fingers will be groping around for your valuables. MAIL FOR RATES! |