SO TELL ME WHERE DO MEN GO WHEN MEN GO TO THE DOG AND PONY SHOW? THAT'S A BIT SERIOUS SOUNDING I STOPPED HER THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE UPPER WORKING THE FRUITS OF A NATIONS POTTING SHEDS AND YOU SAID YOURSELF THE PEOPLES PUBLISHING IS A LOAD OF OLD ANNE FRANK WE TOOK OUR SEATS MY DEAR MISSUS TRIFFIC ONE SHOULD AT LEAST TRY TO B SPECIAL A SONG ABOUT ME? SHE ASKED WEREN'T THEY COPS? SHE PLACED AN ORDER FOR THE BABY SHARK STEAK IN A BUTTERBEAN AND CHORIZO STEW YOU SHOULD BE A PRIVATE DICK LET'S FACE IT YOU'LL NEVER BE A TEENAGE RIOT I ADVERTISED MYSELF AS A DICK ONCE - A SIMPLE CARD IN A HOMERTON NEWSAGENTS - GOT CONTRACTED INTO THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A TAROT FAN WHO WENT UNDER THE NAME VALHALLA BEGAN ON-LINE IN A CHAT ROOM SHE VISITED REGULARLY ALT.FAN.SUICIDE JUST TO SEE IF I COULD GAUGE THE GIRL AT HER VANISHING POINT SOME AQUAVIT WAS BEING SERVED WHEN T CUT IN EVERYTHINGS GONE GOTH-HOP SOMEONE SEE HER HIPS AS REBEL MAGIC OR SOMETHING SO WHAT HAPPENED? I CAN'T SAY BUT IT'S A SCANDAL FRIEND ONE THAT RUNS TO THE TOP I TELL YOU WE WUZ KINGED HMM I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING? ENDINGS AREN'T HAPPY T TRUE SHE LAUGHED HEY I THINK THEY SHOULD BE EVERYTHING ALL AT ONCE LIKE SOME KID WITH A KALEIDOSCOPE TAPED TO A SUPER 8 ZOOMING AROUND ON CHRISTMAS DAY JUST BEING PERFECT ON PURPOSE OR SOMETHING HOME