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Singing Porcelain Figurine

This charming porcelain reproduction figurine stands a full 76 centimetres tall, and is officially authorised by the Dog and Pony Show. Simply choose the song you'd like him to perform and soon you and your friends can be wowed by an electrifying performance of 'I Wanna Get Worse', groove to the political disco anthem 'Parliament Of Stars', or chant along to the analog synth protest song 'The Sex Of War'. We feel sure this is a timeless item you'll treasure.

Riot Cop "Blayer"

Have fun cleaning Zeroes London of unpleasant malcontents brain-mashed on bop-pills, absinthe and 'Mother Night'. Features random voice commands, including: "You're coming with me, plastic punk" "Drop that Uzi - it was done years ago" "Guess who's got a date with Jack Straw"

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